i'd like fries with that

Over drinks last night, I found out that my friend punched a bully in a coat closet when he was six. This bully's name? Ronald McDonald. Although this picture is not from last night, rest assured that my face looked the exact same upon hearing his McDavid and Goliath tale.

But really, if the hilarity of a bully named Ronald areyoukiddingme McDonald 

doesn't make your Friday, I don't know what will.

**Update: Just learned that Ronald had a mullet. Happy Weekending :)

Fort Christmas - Story Telling